Novelty Cookbook - For a Man who probably only owns one saucepan

This cookbooks title says it all, it contains idiot-proof recipes ranging from how to boil an egg to how to cook a leg of lamb. 

And if the front cover is an embarrassment for the recipient, there are 3 alternative covers supplied in the first few pages of the book, 

"Existentialism from Dostoyevsky to Sartre" 

"Matisse and the poetry of colour" 

"Beethoven and the quasi-mathematical precision of tempo" 

And the final piece of advise before the recipes start? "Under no circumstances use roadkill as an ingredient" 

ISBN: 978-1902813998